One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said: “Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives only one block away and her name is Susan.
After dinner, George’s dad took him aside: “Son, he said, I have to talk to you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married for 30 years. She is a wonderful wife and mother, but she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom. So, I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half-sister, and I am afraid that you can’t marry her”.
George was broken hearted. After eight months, he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced: “Dianne said yes. We are getting married in June”!
Again, his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news: “Dianne is your half-sister, too George. I am awfully sorry about this.
George was livid. He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared with him.
“Dad has done so much harm. I guess I am never going to get married,” he complained. “Every time I fall in love, dad tells me the girl is my half-sister.”
His mother chuckled, shaking her head: “don’t pay any attention to what he says. He is not really your father.